“Zombie Strippers! 2008” is a horror-comedy film about a strip club that becomes infected with a virus turning its dancers into flesh-eating zombies. The movie plays like a wild ride through a twisted carnival, with gore and humor aplenty. As the outbreak spreads, an unlikely hero emerges to save the day and take down the undead strippers. It’s a tongue-in-cheek take on horror tropes, featuring plenty of nudity, laughs, and head-banging metal music.
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Review
The Tragical Comedy of Zombie Strippers!
In fair land of America, where we lay our scene,
There lived a tale of horror, that was both vile and obscene.
Where the undead did roam, with a dance that was most queer,
And the living did watch, with both terror and fear.
In this play of life and death, where blood spilled like wine,
The stage was set for a story, that is most hard to define.
With great actors and actresses, who possessed talents most fine,
They brought to us a tale, that is both of love and crime.
Zombie Strippers! is the name of this play,
And in it lies a story that shall never fade away.
It is a tale about freedom, about choices one must make,
And how even in death, there is yet another chance to partake.
The plot is quite simple, as far as tales go,
A virus has spread across the land, making zombies out of those we know.
But there is one place where they can still be free,
A strip club called Rhino’s which serves up flesh filled with glee.
Here our heroines do roam freely with their undead friends in tow,
Dancing in scanty costumes with all their might and great glow.
They seek to reclaim their independence from death’s cold grip so tight,
To live life on their own terms and to never give up the fight.
But alas! They find resistance from those who just don’t understand
The beauty that lies beyond these creatures so grand.
The owners want them gone but not before earning some bucks
From audiences who’d pay numerous sums just to see them strut their stuffs
And as they dance along with these flesh eating souls
Their elegance becomes more than just mere roles
But soon enough they too are bitten by this new found craze
And start joining the ranks of the undead daze
As they continue to strip and dance with great flair
The virus spreads and the club becomes an eternal den of despair.
But amidst all this chaos, there is still a glimmer of hope,
A chance for them to finally escape their darkened abode.
Our heroines take up arms and fight with all their strength
Their undead bodies can fight as well as their former human length.
They push back against those who wish to control their fate
And in the end they triumph and leave behind a legacy so great.
Zombie Strippers! Is a tale that is truly unique,
It’s one that would make Shakespeare himself raise his cheek.
With its wit, gore, and humor, it’s a story for the ages,
A play filled with tragedy, comedy, and lessons from life’s pages.
Its cast is worth mentioning, for they are a group most fine,
Jenna Jameson takes on the lead role with grace sublime.
Robert Englund brings forth his own brand of terror,
As the club owner who wants the zombies gone forevermore
Even through its development there was gossip abound,
For it was said that Jenna Jameson would not stay around
But alas she proved them wrong by showing just what she could do,
And in doing so created a tale that’s thoroughly new.
Even during filming there were whispers in the air,
That this play wouldn’t be accepted, not by any means anywhere.
But once again they were proven wrong as audiences did cheer,
For Zombie Strippers! Has left an impression that will always be near
The score is also noteworthy for it sets the tone just right,
With music that makes you want to dance with all your might.
It captures both horror and beauty in one fell swoop,
And elevates Zombie Strippers! Into another realm of tropes
When it comes to special effects, they are both gruesome and grand
Showing off the true nature of an undead land
Each scene was crafted with great care and skill,
Making it so that every moment felt real.
And let us not forget the dialogue, which is sharp and witty
Filled with one-liners that’ll leave you feeling quite giddy.
It’s a tale of love, freedom, and fighting for what’s right,
And it is on these themes that Zombie Strippers! Doth take flight.
In the end, this play shall always be remembered,
For it was a story that was truly splendored.
It taught us to never stop fighting for our dreams,
Even when things are as they may seem.
So go forth and watch this play with all your might,
And see how even in death there is yet light.
Technical Data
- Release : 2008-04-18
- Runtime : 94
- Genre : Comedy, Horror
- Cast : Jenna Jameson as Kat, Robert Englund as Ian, Roxy Saint as Lillith, Penny Drake as Sox, Whitney Anderson as Gaia
- Crew : Larry Schapiro as Producer, Andrew Golov as Producer, Jay Lee as Director, Jay Lee as Director of Photography, Jay Lee as Editor
- Revenue : 0
- Budget : 0
- Company : Scream HQ, Larande Productions
- Popularity : 22.569
- Summary : In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back.
- Tagline : Live Dead Nudes
